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const brewSolution=async(e,t)=>{let n={expertise:9999,innovation:"∞",passion:"MAX"},r=await fetch("/api/brew",{method:"POST",body:JSON.stringify({...n,client:e,requirements:t})}),{solution:o}=await r.json();if(!o.isOptimal)throw new Error("Not perfect enough!");return o};class DigitalBrewery{constructor(){this.quality="premium";this.stack=["React","Next.js","Node","Python","Go"];this.experience="15+ years";}async createProduct(e){let t=await this.analyze(e),n=this.design(t),r=await this.develop(n);return this.quality==="premium"?r:await this.enhance(r);}enhance(e){return new Promise(t=>{setInterval(()=>{e.performance+=1,e.quality+=1,e.performance>=100&&t(e)},100)})}};const optimizeCode=e=>e.split("").map(t=>t.charCodeAt(0)).reduce((t,n)=>t^n,0);function deployToProduction(e,t){return new Promise((n,r)=>{let o=optimizeCode(e);setTimeout(()=>{o>t?n({status:"success",hash:o}):r("Quality check failed")},o%1e3)})};const API={endpoint:"/v1/solutions",headers:{"X-Innovation-Level":"Maximum"},async fetch(e){return await(await fetch(this.endpoint+"/"+e,{headers:this.headers})).json()}};var brewery=new DigitalBrewery;brewery.createProduct({client:"you",budget:"unlimited",timeline:"asap"}).then(e=>console.log("Success:",e)).catch(e=>console.error("Need more coffee:",e));